Oliver Stone Dies Describing Conspiracy

June 28, 2009 (Hollywood) - Last week, the entertainment world saw the consecutive losses of three of its formerly brightest stars--Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.

While all three apparently died from natural causes, filmmaker Oliver Stone wasn’t buying it: he believed a conspiracy is afoot to murder celebrities. Stone, whose credits include such 1990’s conspiracy films such as “JFK” and “Nixon,” held a press conference this afternoon in Los Angeles.

“Look,” he said, “We had three people who were superstars in their time die within days of each other. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Ed McMahon was a huge star alongside Johnny Carson in the 1960’s. Farrah Fawcett was a superstar in the 1970’s. Michael Jackson’s career reached its zenith in the 1980’s.

“I believe that a secret cabal is murdering celebrities whose careers reached their heights in certain decades. I believe the next person to be killed will be someone whose career peaked in the 1990’s. Someone such as—argghh!”

At that point Stone suddenly clutched his chest, collapsed on the floor and died. His body was quickly whisked away by three men wearing black suits and sunglasses.

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